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A divorced couple discussing their past relationship:
Woody: "How was our relationship in trouble?"
Ex-Wife: "We didn't communicate!"
Woody: "Well, we had sex"
Ex-Wife: "Yea we had sex, but we never talked!"
Woody: "Sex is better than talk! Ask anybody in this bar!"
Ex-Wife: "Yea.. but you can't..."
Woody: "Talk is what you suffer through so that you can get to sex!"
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Agent: "What is that?"
Woody: "Remember in the cab, I took a blue pill?"
Agent: "Yea.."
Woody: "Well that was to calm my anger, but it had speed in it... you know what I mean? So, so I took another pill afterward in order to calm down the speed. Well, this gets me back up to speed, where I want to be actually for the meeting."
Agent: "Great, perfect!"
Woody: "Yea, and then that other pill I took keeps me dry when it's raining out"
Despite those gems, I personally didn't enjoy the flick. It almost seems like, for Woody, making a movie is an excuse to be able to smooch with hot actor chicks. When you notice the actress struggling alittle while he is smothering himself on them, I don't believe there is a modicum of acting going on at that point. This leaves the actress and audience feeling queasy.